Why does everybody think I’m in love with her? Look, anon, I ‘like’ Rachel Berry, but not any more than friendship-wise. Can’t blame you for asking, though. I mean, we’re both flawless individuals.

Oh! Quinn! Hi!!
Erm… I’m good…. How are you? The new hair looks good by the way.It frames your face really well.
Gee, thank you. Your everything frames your face, no wonder Finn loves you as much as he does. That’s great to hear, Rach. Glad you’re doing good. I’m fine, thank you. Anyhoo, what is the lovely Rachel Berry up to?

Ummm… what? First off, that’s extraordinarily blunt… Look, I’m not gay. Sure, girls are pretty, especially Rachel… and Santana… wow, uh. But that doesn’t mean I’m gay! Does it? Darn.

Well anon, I have a couple. Losing all of my friends from Glee to tireless work at Yale. I don’t think I’d ever be able to do so, but I know they could. They’re going far, and I know it for a fact. Also losing Beth… I don’t know what I’d do if she got hurt and Puck and I couldn’t see her immediately.

I’m so happy you decided to follow me!! Welcome!!
The last time so many people followed me was when people thought I was some kind of Japanese porn site…
Well since I happen to be one of your followers, I guess it wouldn’t hurt to engage in conversation, right? Rachel.. How are you?

Hm, good question, anon. I love soothing colors… like light yellow, lilac, and hot pink. I’m a girly girl. Sue me.

This is an unnaturally odd question, tumblrbot, so I think I’m just going to pretend I answered this, even though I was clearly creeped out by it, too much so that I didn’t bother to answer it in reality. Thank you, though.





